How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
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We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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