no, he came in my armpit
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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