I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
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The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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