Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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