I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
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Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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