so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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