In the future we'll all be gay
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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