what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
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The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
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I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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