just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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