Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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