dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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