Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
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Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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