Its about making memories worth repressing
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
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i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
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