We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
We talked him into tasing himself.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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