He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I feel like abortions should bother me more
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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