I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing