Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity