But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
