first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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