Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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