the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
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He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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