What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
He kissed a someone with a penis
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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