drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
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If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
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Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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