hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
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I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
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girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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