i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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