he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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