I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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