Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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