We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
