did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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