She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
