This dress was meant to end up on your floor
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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