Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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