don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
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he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
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Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Randomize