Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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