That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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