I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
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My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
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They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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