I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
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Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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