Need sex. Gaining weight.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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