so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
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dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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