mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
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How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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