I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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