4 words: hood of his car
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Hippo gnu deer
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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