I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
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He uses pillows to masturbate.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
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So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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