if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Randomize
