She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
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I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
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i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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