Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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