Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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