we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
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I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
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This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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