yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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