i barfeds in our rink
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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