I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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