I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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