Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
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Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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