i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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