what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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